[whips himself] Ow! I don't want your help. is a 2010 adult animated direct-to-DVD American mystery comedy film based on the Comedy Central animated television series Drawn Together written and produced by original writers and executive producers Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein and directed by Greg Franklin. Captain Hero: Uh... yeah. Killed himself. She was totally into it! Ling-Ling's Father: [looks around the confessional room] Huh? Clara: Let's see. Captain Hero: Are you defecating into a cantalope? Fight the power! Foxxy Love 2 incarnations. He takes great pleasure in his own bodily functions, and is frequently seen looking at pornography.When he overtans himself, he resembles bacon. Oh I love it! Wooldoor Sockbat: This doesn't make sense... How do you horribly "penis" someone? Actors: 27 Characters: 10 Shows: 1 Movies: 1. I mean baby. Foxxy Love: [on attending Wooldoor's funeral] That was the first funeral I'd been to in a long time that did not take place in my womb. Spanky Ham: Foxxy's a minstrel, Captain Hero's in a wheelchair, [farts] I just crapped myself! Comedy Central thought they were buying a reality show. Toot Braunstein: [her baby is missing] I looked for my baby everywhere. I'm sick of that Bible-humping bitch. It is more than just a lifestyle. A parody of reality shows cast with spoofs of several famous types of animated characters. Toot: Not that fairy tale, food-for-brains! I'm afraid that I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear! Series 3, Episode 13 Unrated SD. DRAWN TOGETHER (eight episodes) - This is the true story of eight characters, picked to live in a house to find out what happens when people stop being real and start getting animated. Spanky Ham: No wonder you hate the show. [smashes bottle of booze against the wall] Oh no, you're bleeding! I can see myself! Wooldoor Sockbat: [licking Foxxy's foot] You mean this isn't pudding? I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze. The latest Tweets from Drawn Togethr Quotes (@DrawnTogetherQ). It's all so... so personal. May 9, 2020 - Explore Chaotic Woofles's board "Drawn Together" on Pinterest. Now we're all gonna die! Foxxy Love: ...And that's how two people who love each other very much make a welfare cheque. was released on April 20, 2010. https://www.quotes.net/movies/drawn_together_quotes_101912, Dippers' are those who dig in into different issues and make commenta…. You MINX... Toot Braunstein: Not *the* Pepe LePew... *MY* Pepe Le Pew! The episode "Dirty Pranking No. The VeggieFables! Princess Clara: What is this thing in my mouth? In addition, their character traits parody personality types that are typically seen in reality TV shows. Foxxy Love is in the house! / Some black chick's tongue. Foxxy Love: Now Foxxy Love did not want a riot to break out - even though she 'sho could use a new TV set. Princess Clara: [in the confessional] As soon as I saw the horse and carriage, I knew it had to be someone from my kingdom. Except for parents who'd listen. She is happy with the change until she is struck by a car. Captain Hero: Hey, I'm pretty good at this!I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey! It's a charity! The heated argum… Do I?! But as soon as I saw the short bus, my heart sank. 3. Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] Bling bling! Foxxy Love: Did I tell you to stop lickin'? Drawn Together is an American adult animated sitcom that ran on Comedy Central from October 27, 2004 to November 14, 2007. Emptying my bowels onto the pizza! Ling-Ling: I use your skull for sex, and a decorative bird house. Captain Hero: Zip it! Wooldoor Sockbat: Sorry fellas, we can't show you Clara's pink sink. Princess Clara: Oh Wooldoor. Foxxy Love: It's almost as boring as the show itself! Captain Hero: Herbal? Captain Hero: I told you not to huff airplane glue when you were pregnant. Xandir was acting strange, Tim Tommerson was awfully quiet and I noticed that I was getting f***ed in the ass more than usual. Wooldoor Sockbat: I'm sorry I masturbated! Drawn Together. Wooldoor Sockbat: Are you threatening me - or bribing me? Created by Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young. Foxxy Love: STOP IT! Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] Bling bling! Foxxy Love: [on the producers word edits] God damn white producers with their god damn white flashes. I'm going to welease your thwobbing member from its weather pwison. Add something Log in / sign up. Xandir P Whifflebottom: Well Xandir, like the Grateful Dead, you've gotten us into yet another stupid jam. "Breakfast Food Killer" is the thirty-second episode of Drawn Together. Foxxy Love: [the housemates have to vote on whether or not to keep Foxxy] You know this vote is total crap. I bet your disappointed. I should kill you where you stand! Nov 30, 2020 - Explore Dylan Rosales's board "Comedy Central" on Pinterest. Just when you thought that the housemates of Drawn Together had been through enough, we got the cameras rolling again for another season. And I know why. Toot Braunstein: I couldn't find the Remote. [Clara just called Spanky's hobby of craping on pizza a little game]. Xandir P. Wifflebottom: [to Captain Hero] Your such a tattle tale you adopted homo! Foxxy Love: Million dollars? £23.99. [Shoots Goofy, then himself]. With Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride, Jack Plotnick. [Bob the Cucumber shoots Larry the Tomato]. Drawn Together is seen in over fifty thousand countries by over 500 billion viewers. In " A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special ", she says that Timmy is in an orphanage in Kansas City, Missouri; however, when this is stated, she is roleplaying as a prostitute, so that information might not be canon. You can do this. Buy a copy and see for yourself. "A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special" is the twentieth episode of Drawn Together. [whips himself], Princess Clara: I'm sorry for buying child slaves from Third World countries. Hot Topic Manager: What part of "We need to evacuate" do you not understand?! Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your cock! Wooldoor Sockbat 2 incarnations. Spanky Ham: Oh, this is too good. Buy series. Now, here's a blanket and a thermos of delicious hot cocoa. Add more and vote on your favourites! Respect is like a religion. How does she get men to pay her rent? Photos of the The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! What is this place? Princess Clara: No, he's right, Blue Ball. I not see you since initiation into league of heroes. Spanky Ham: Says to Princess Clara - if that will get you out of this ball-pit so I can check out that precious vertical smile of yours. And I do mean that as a double entendre! I'm from a video game too! Princess Clara: I don't see why I should apologize. Created by Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young. Wooldoor Sockbat: I never mastribate again! Drawn Together (2004 – 2007) is an adult animated Comedy Central television show that spoofs reality TV shows, especially The Real World and The Surreal Life. Other mistake: Season 1, Episode 6: "Dirty Pranking Number 2".When the King intends to take Clara home, there are secret service agents jogging alongside the carriage. Wooldoor Sockbat: [after Clara replaced his job with Spanky] How could you guys? Xandir: Why is it whenever something isn't working, your first impulse is to eat it? Drawn Together. Spanky is just a bully. I'm old. [Ling-Ling perks up] No, it's a tumor! The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist, Part II, A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special. High quality Toot gifts and merchandise. Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals. Princess Clara: Look, everyone! Xandir: There's no reason Mrs. Pac-Man should know about this. Xandir P Whifflebottom: I'm leading us out of this van, like Moses led the Jews out of the desert, to the world's everlasting regret. That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun! That's what we called it when I smashed his penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower. Xandir: [about to cry] Strong Xandir, strong Xandir. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Wooldoor Sockbat: Because you're fat! You're not safe here anymore, fatty. I don't know what DVDs are. Clara and Xandir didn't speak in "Breakfast Food Killer" and Ling-Ling had no dialogue in the episodes "Dirty Pranking No. Captain Hero: Would you be more comfortable if I broke your arm in three places and wrapped it in 100 dollar bills? Captain Hero: I would've been more pissed at Spanky, but you know, I just won FIFTY DOLLARS! Web. There's two I's in Ling Ling! "Racism"? Toot Braunstein: Blah, blah, blah! Some crazy wacko who'll put anything inside his body, and then take pictures of it coming out, and post them on his website, which gets over 10,000 hits a day--most of them in Germany? Foxxy Love: I'm like Sherlock Holmes, if he played tambourine and shaved his cooch. Captain Hero: I thought today was the day you were going to shut the f*** up! When Toot disturbs Captain Hero at the phone, the cable of the receiver goes past her left arm. Drawn Together is the only show gayer than Six Feet Under. Princess Clara: [about her octopussoir] Oh, please, please don't tell anybody. I can't wait to go to Baby Gap, In-N-Out Burger, Foot Locker, and all the other euphemisms for vagina. They do a little roleplaying, and as usual, things get … Characters. ... Best mistakes Best pictures New this month Best comedy quotes Most mistakes Questions Movie quote quiz IMDb top 250 Best of 2021. Spanky Ham: Why must I ruin everything beautiful? Nothing to do. 1,445 Views Read the entire Drawn Together … Xandir P Whifflebottom: Today's the day you promised we'd all go to the mall together. Toot Braunstein. It's not like I made her black. Xandir: [Flashback - Toot is eating the TV] TOOT! Well, I want to wear the f***ing pants for once! Toot Braunstein: [while discussing Foxxy's stereotype tumor] Uh! Why? (Movie) voice actors. Rory froze "Me," said Yamane, closing the distance for a kiss.” ― Z.A. But in the close-up shot of Toot the cable is missing. Jelly Donuts Leader: [Sees Zander; who's skinny] You bagged yourself a one chin? It's totally illogical! Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your dick! The show sometimes implies she is actually considerably older, easily over 100, by depicting her with cellulite-ridden buttocks and hips, liver spots, distended labia, and breasts that sag to her knees. Princess Clara: Genocide is easily remedied by small gestures of inadequate compensation. We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion. [demonstrates a move] My evil step *mother*! Ling-Ling: [who was earlier killed and eaten] Tell me about it! Xandir: "Oh, O.K". Ling-Ling 2 incarnations. Vitamin Store Clerk: Well, sir, we've got a terrific line of herbal supplements. You m…. After Quackers, the mascot of Quackers cereal, is killed while trying to collect a series of five golden UPC codes from boxes of cereal, characters everywhere audition to be his replacement, including the Drawn Together cast. Is it a quarter? The other one! During a men's night, Captain Hero, Xandir, Spanky, Wooldoor and Ling-Ling play the 'Drawn Together Drinking Game' and become thoroughly drunk, unfortunately Ling-Ling kills Xandir, depriving him of his last life (as he is a video game character), an act that Ling-Ling feels regret over. Foxxy Love: Oh my God, he's got a Puerto Rican credit card! Princess Clara: Psst. Foxxy Love is described as “a mystery solving musician with a sweet ass”. ~ Foxxy Love Foxxy Love is one of the eight main protagonists of the animated series Drawn Together. She is voiced by Cree Summer. [catches Xandir with his spear and pulls his head off]. £10.99. Interview with Tara Strong, the voice of Toot Braunstein from Drawn Together. Mar 9, 2017 - Explore MORGAN's board "Drawn Together" on Pinterest. Toot Braunstein: Damn it, Xander, that noise! 1. I thought i would never be happy again. Wooldoor Sockbat: [sheds tears] Oh Clara. Toot wins the part, but almost immediately has the role taken from her when Wooldoor enters and instantly impresses the judges so much that he is given the job on the spot. Foxxy Love: [after Xandir takes Gay Test] Accordin' to this, You *real* gay. And what do we get in return? Toot Braunstein: [Toot enters drunk to the house] Mommy's home! Spanky Ham: I don't remember ordering a pizza... [opens a box with his turd in it] with sausage! However, when she goes into her room, she sees it will be impossible for her to get any peace because Foxxy is busy having sex with Scooby-Doo (whom she mistakes for Astro). With Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride, Jack Plotnick. [punches Captain Hero, who is Xandir's mother] . Judge: Oh. Ain't no prizes! [Spanky and Clara are neck deep in a ball pit and are discussing her bigoted views]. A spoof of Betty Boop, Toot is a feisty black-and-white former sex symbol who had her glory days in the 1920's. Drawn Together quotes Princess Clara: [in the confessional] The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. Drawn Together Series 3. And I'm sorry I helped people! "Okay everyone! I got to call my AA sponsor! Wooldoor Sockbat: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower. The character of Toot is based on your mother. The best quotes from Drawn Together (2004). Maybe I should just apologize. Her only complaints were the jokes at the expense of Anne Frank, Strong being Jewish herself. Can't you kill yourself more quietly, like Bizzaro Captain Hero did? Toot Braunstein: Well, uh, duh! Oh... wait, no, no, no. Only sex with chicken. Princess Clara: Get up, black person! [in the confessional] I've never shared my story with anyone before. Foxxy Love: Really? Captain Hero: Don't make me kick your ass! Xandir: [while holding Ling-Ling] Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas? Princess Clara: I see it! Spanky Ham: [in a sarcastic tone] Ooh, look at me. Princess Clara: I haven't seen a bovine with such kind eyes since Mother Teresa died! I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas. Drawn Together Quotes A parody of reality shows cast with spoofs of several famous types of animated characters. And I'm sorry I spied on Clara going potty every morning. Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals. You saw us tongue-bang it! Do I? Captain Hero: [while talking about Hustler magazine] It gives every man x-ray vision, if you know what I mean. They can edit us to make us say whatever they want. ; Bile Fascination: Some watch the Drawn Together movie to see how bad it really is, even after … Ling-Ling: I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies! Toot Braunstein: I don't care! How do you know when you're done killing something? "Breakfast Food Killer" is the thirty-second episode of Drawn Together. His Latin name is "Ritalinus Shouldatakus"]. 104 images of the Drawn Together cast of characters. While Foxxy digs deep into her past, Toot gets herself a muumuu in an effort to change her look. But then I saw something, something that would change my life forever. Foxxy Love has more protuberant nipples in the second season. Drawn-. Foxxy vows to give up sex and Toot vows to get some. Princess Clara: Why should I apologize? Available on. Pac-Man: [puts on a bow] Oh, I think she already knows. [camera pans to Bizzaro Captain Hero, who is hanging dead from the ceiling]. Princess Clara: And so, like a roadie for Cher, I traveled the Earth at Satan's side. Toot Braunstein: [Toot wants to show off at her fat camp reunion] Meet my husband, *doctor* Zander. Spanky Ham: All right TV Reviewer, you've gone too far! Foxxy Love: Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings? Toot Braunstein: [trying to get Xandir's attention with her head in a guillotine] I swear to God I'll cut my f***ing head off! Princess Clara: And where have you been all night, mommy fattest? And who are you to tell us - WHAT THE HELL! Foxxy Love: Foxxy found herself in a pickle, instead of the other way around. [whips himself again] Ow! I saved them all from going to hell, and now I will save your soul too! Toot: What happens in fairy tales after the princess has her first kiss? Wooldoor Sockbat: [singing] So clench your teeth and not ethnicity. [whips himself], Bob the Cucumber: I'm sorry for being so phallic! Chinese Boy: [puts down his feather duster] Free! I, Xandir, am on a never ending quest to save my boyfriend! Princess Clara 2 incarnations. [Xandir tells Toot how to make herself throw up and Toot makes a comment about having her fingers in Pepe Le Pew]. 1 Storyline 2 "Cast" and plot 3 Memorable Quotes 4 Canon issues 5 Notes and inside references 6 Goofs 7 Animated cameos 8 Cultural references 9 Streaming Xandir looks to his housemates for help in telling his parents he is gay. / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. Toot Braunstein: [They look at Toot] FINE! What the hell do you care? [camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens] Uh, I mean, wasted! The show's eight characters are a combination of personalities that were recognizable and familiar prior to the series. Spanky Ham: You pathetic fools! Foxxy Love: Hot Topic! Foxxy Love: Come on, people! Now, bear with me. Worn out after a day of work at her job being a wrecking ball, Toot comes home to the Drawn Together house looking to get some rest. It's french. "Tumor"? A 1970s-style mystery-solving musician who parodies the Hanna-Barbera teen sleuth characters seen on Josie and the Pussycats and Scooby-Doo.She plays the token Sassy Black Woman/put-upon minority (also the Village Bicycle, though most of the cast competes for that title).Foxxy was the show's most heavily featured character until Captain Hero took over midway through … Wooldoor Sockbat: [the housemates are role-playing, Wooldoor speaks to Xandir] "Now, you be the gay's dad". Photos of the Drawn Together (Show) voice actors. For wherever I am somebody throw up everywhere! Bob the Cucumber: We're not here to fight, we're here to sing. Ni-Pul: I have a crazy thought. Team Ups Voice Compare Voice Directors Franchises News Top Listings Coming Soon VA Quotes Casting Call Forums. Captain Hero: Oho! BRAND NEW CAR! 26 images of the The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Princess Clara: I needed to help Wooldoor before he flushes his life down the sink! Foxxy Love: Tell me about it! Clara: She runs away with a sexy one-eyed pirate who loves as fiercely as he lives. With Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride, Jack Plotnick. [trying to pronounce the brand name Prell] P... Plerr... Wooldoor Sockbat: So God killed everyone... the good guys... the bad guys... and even Steve from Long Island... but not me. Foxxy Love: [Foxxy is being a stereotype and being chased by soldiers] Hey!! I don't want to die! Toot Braunstein: Don't make me wash my mouth out with ham! Nah, no, no, [beep] faced. Spanky Ham: No! I'll save you, Cap'n Morgan! Wooldoor. Spanky Ham: Yes! You're everything we make fun of. Spanky Ham: Nothin reminds me of my first time like a chick crying! Captain Hero: Here's to the tiniest ass you can tap without setting off an Amber Alert! So you can sh*t on it? Xandir: I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend! Clara's pissing me off like Fat-Free sour cream! Spanky Ham: Holy sh*t! Don't blame us, blame the FCC, which stands for faggoty cuntblocking clamf***ers! she thinks your our servant, cause your black! So tell me, what's your special move? Toot Braunstein: Oopsey-Tootsey! In fact, Strong has stated that she loved working on the show because of how much of a departure it was from the frothy kids shows she's known for. "The Other Cousin" is the fifth episode of Drawn Together. CIRCLE UP!" Captain Hero: Please, don't be mean to me. 30-ene-2020 - Explora el tablero de Fremks "Drawn together" en Pinterest. Bob the Cucumber: Don't be scared, Wooldoor. Spanky defecates into a cantaloupe as seen in Hot Tub.. Spanky's primary gag is his crudeness. What if, instead of battle, we just f***? And nobody likes fat chicks! [Wooldoor is crying while trying to get his stomach off a cactus]. Toot Braunstein: If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH! Toot Braunstein: If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!